Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Thanks for noticing
This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.
can we stop now? is this enough??
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
ok but I just really love the names they give them
"The Ridiculous Potato"
"The Unfortunate Clementine"
I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes
I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.
this is great! food waste is a big issue, and seem ridiculous considering how many people are starving/unable to afford produce, while those marketing are tossing so much away
also if you want to take the message another way, it’s a reminder that not fitting into societal beauty expectations, does not diminish your quality