BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME TO

spockemon:

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

sufferme:

dylaninkelaar:

antigovernmentextremist:

This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.

ACAB

can we stop now? is this enough??

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

ruinedchildhood:

Waldo The Movie - Official Trailer [Video]

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreenwolf:

bryxhearsxmusic:

sizvideos:

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ok but I just really love the names they give them

"The Ridiculous Potato"

"The Unfortunate Clementine"

I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes

I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.

this is great! food waste is a big issue, and seem ridiculous considering how many people are starving/unable to afford produce, while those marketing are tossing so much away

also if you want to take the message another way, it’s a reminder that not fitting into societal beauty expectations, does not diminish your quality